Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Unemployment: Boeing Lays Off Only Guy Who Knows How To Keep Wings On Plane
A sign of the future that awaits us. The Onion has foretold actual business decisions before (witness the 4 bladed razor).
CHICAGO—With the airline industry continuing to suffer under the ongoing recession, the Boeing Company was forced Monday to lay off Al Freedman, the only guy left at the corporation who knows how to keep wings from falling off planes.